Lakeland

A city in Central Florida that is located between Tampa and Orlando on the I-4 tech corridor. The city has recently transformed itself into a technology hub of the East Coast. Here, many start up tech companies have taken home and allowed the area to support higher educational facilities.

Having a variety college students, the Lakeland Metro area is home to 6 regional universities. These universities include the University of South Florida Polytechnic, Florida Southern, Southeastern University, Polk State College, and many more. As a result of this influx of college students, the town itself caters to a mix of young adults as well as families.

The nightlife is very diverse in Downtown Lakeland. On a standard night, the locals can sample Cuban, Irish, New Orleans, and sports bars. The hot dog stand is absolutely clutch in this town as it helps stop a hangover and serves any topping you want including chili and cheese.

Brewz Crewz is a must as the city closes down its streets to cars, so that hundreds of people can participate in drinking as many beers as possible in public. Lakeland is known also for closing off downtown streets at night for first friday.

Want to stop off in Lakeland and eat as many chili cheese dogs and pipos as possible?

by It gives you wings! April 14, 2010

Lakeland

The # 1 shit hole of Polk County. Filled with wet backs, niggers, crackers, and hobos. Oh, and hookers by the thousands on Wabash(the most run down street ever,filled with whores and pimp mexicans). Great place to find dealers of all sorts on every street corner. Even the popos roll a joint now and then.

Drunk #1- Imma go to Lakeland and get me some fine 20 dollar whores on Wabash.
Drunk #2- Hell yea, I got me some twentys in my pocket bro.(slurring a bit)
Drunk #1- Double head!(passes out)
Drunk #2- Oh shit, man!(runs away)

by Cerinthe August 2, 2011

lakelongbottom

the best tiktok user

"dont u love lakelongbottom?" "no" "ohhh fuck u"

by lydianightsgf April 8, 2021

lakelynn

a very amazing 'chiggen nucket', the best.

usually liked by females named ambre.

fun to be around, and he also has great taste in music.

"lakelynn is the greatest chiggen nucket ever."

by not ambre. April 25, 2009

lackellect

Lackellect- lacking the intellect to communicate or processs information with those of a median or higher IQ. Requiring multiple different examples to comprehend the information being relayed.

Lisa: Girl, I told Danny the details on our trip three times and he still didn’t get it.

Donna: aww, poor puddin. Maybe he’s just not very smart.

Lisa: Nope, definitely a lackellect!

by Aureauxxx July 23, 2018

Lakeland High School

Everyone is fake. I mean everyone. That school has no sympathy for each other. It’s terrible and no one should ever have to go through such misery. Their mascot is a fucking hornet which shows how bitter they are. Their school colors are green and cold but hey, those are some rad colors. It’s sister school is Walter Panas High School.

“Hey look, they are so fake to each other, must be from Lakeland High School”

by mangojuulpod April 15, 2019

Lahela

Sometimes she’s really, really stubborn, sometimes she’s not. A Lahela is very unpredictable, and is a bold mix of darkness and light. If you get to know a Lahela, it is really loyal. If you get on it’s bad side, then you are most definitely dead.

Oh my gosh, its a wild and dangerous Lahela in its natural habitat!!!
Run

by Pseoudonym June 7, 2019