Laptop

Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...

I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.

by I Love Beer and Boobs December 26, 2008

Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.

by Frinerd October 16, 2013

Lagtoast

(lag-tōst) n. 1. Extreme computer lag, or comparative slowness of receiving and/or processing information (particularly during video game play).

Etymology:
< The Battle Grounds server lag < "lag" < various combinations of the word lag with others in search of the perfect description of extreme lag (lag bagels, lag muffins, etc.) < lag + toast (lag + the associations attached to the word toasted = perfect description) < lagtoast

Upon encountering extreme lag while playing an online videogame, one may sum up the situation by using the word lagtoast.

Other commonly used variations include the shortened "toast", which may be used as an adjective, noun or verb describing a thing which is in a state of lag, that which is essentially lag, or the act of causing a state of lag, respectively.

Leet speak variation: 70457 ( 7 = T, 0 = O, 4 = A, 5 = S )

by Jollygrogger March 9, 2009

Labtop

A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.

"the young girl loves her labtop"

by djj000 May 23, 2008

laptop sandwich

(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.

1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.

2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.

3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.

by Lars Jensen April 27, 2006

Laptop Legs

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.

''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!

by savi-xx May 26, 2011

Laptopless

A concious decision to leave your laptop at home.
To free yourself from the laptop addiction.

Jules left for Cannes laptopless.

by Rouli June 9, 2011