Spring Break- Lagged

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.

(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.

by Mon-Star March 23, 2010

LAGAS

Abbreviation for the phrase "Like Anyone Gives A Shit." Used to connote utter disregard and/or contempt for the subject or discussion at hand.

Person A:
Did you see what he just did over there to that person's car?

Person B:
LAGAS

by Disgruntled9 March 19, 2010

Lagaloser

Someone who is really awkward and quiet, and is constantly late to his friend's houses. He laughs through his nose and never does his homework. Teachers tend to cross him out on their attendance sheets, either because he's on their hit lists or because they want him.

Friend 1: Where's Chris?
Friend 2: Oh, that Lagaloser! He won't be here until 7:30.

by 2 Awesome People December 19, 2011

Bus-lagged

When you're on a bus for too long and you feel tired, sleepy, disoriented, etc. because of being on the bus too long

Friend: dude are you OK? You seem kinda out of it
Me: Yeah, just kinda bus-lagged

by Thebroski 138 November 20, 2016

laggy

Slow and takes forever to work.

Just waiting for this website to load, this computer is so laggy.

by mikey64_1507 July 4, 2011

Laggage Baggage

A player of an MMORPG/Online game whose sub-standard system causes a ripple effect of lagging for other players

"Yo man that guy must be playing on an IBM from 1999! Pure laggage baggage!"

by Scodez June 21, 2009

Pub-lagged

Feeling as though it is later than it really is due to having gone for a drink in the afternoon.

Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."

by J Kelso December 6, 2006