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Lauda-zard

Lauda-zard or laudazard refers to a person that has a very hazardous lauda (penis). Having sex with this person will give you STDs.
Don't have sex with him he is such a lauda-zard.
by pikapika12 November 13, 2019
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Laudanum

A drug that started out as a "Cure-all", drug for the poor, who in the pre-20th century era were too uneducated and ignorant to understand that there was no such thing as a cure-all. Many died from overdosing because warning labels and instructions often didn't come with a bottle, it was made illegal in the US by about 1900. It had no real healing power, although it was one of the first widely accepted placeabos used.
A dangerous drug that doesn't appear to be in wide circulation anymore.
by Japanadan October 11, 2004
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Laudanum effect

The state acquired by ingesting opiates in accompaniment with alcohol. Opium and Absinthe are the most desirable substances for use in this combination, as they are most redolent of true Laudanum, a compound of a wide spectrum of opium alkaloids and alcohol once used to treat various medical afflictions, and the time period in which the elixir was common.
Drug addict: I need a serious fix.

Dr. Feelgood: Combine 16 ounces of wormwood-distilled Absinthe with two ounces of dissolved opium, mix until homogenous, and quaff liberally until the desired effects are achieved.

Drug addict: So basically you're telling me to get some tar and a bottle of green fairy and get a nice Laudanum effect?

Dr. Feelgood: Yeah, more or less.
by Snowflake 2.0 August 5, 2012
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bhen ka lauda

It's a Hindi slang commonly used by people which literally means cunt of a sister.
Saale tu hai bhen ka lauda
by Chutiyappa pa June 5, 2017
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laboda

When you contract all 3 types of hepatitis.
Hope you didnt sleep with that girl i heard she has the laboda!!!!
by dekstar December 31, 2010
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Labida

A wonderful and caring girl. Sometimes shy and a bit introverted, but she always comes through for the people she cares about. Likes to be selfless and give back to people. At the same time, can get lost in her emotions and need a bit of attention. Overall, loves to make family, friends and even strangers happy.
You’re so caring just like Labida!
by Kawaiikat101 November 20, 2021
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Labdakos

If you know him, you have readen the book "Antigone" written by Sophokles.
Labdakos was the King of Theben!!
by Gontaro November 23, 2021
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