lobotomy

a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

by mandingoh December 10, 2004

technical lobotomy

The condition where you have so much of your life, knowledge, etc. on your smart phone and you subsequently lose/break it. Basically, half or more of your intellect disappears when your phone is disabled or lost.

Dude, I just lost my phone and I'm suffering from a technical lobotomy.

by cgoodric August 13, 2012

Sodomy Lobotomy

When one puts something so far up their arse that it hits the brain.

"Janice told me today that she wants try a sodomy lobotomy with the family broom."

by _Spooky_ January 22, 2020

cyber lobotomy

A lobomoty performed by satilights.

Hey i just got my cyber lobotomy, you should get one too.

by Irdjk June 20, 2021

reverse lobotomy

When some one stops being retarded

Oh I hope Ben had his reverse lobotomy he NEEDS to stop playin

by H-J the sequel May 1, 2023

Mack truck lobotomy

like a regular lobotomy, but performed with a Mack truck instead of surgical tools ensuring a quick and successful operation

I think it's time for me to go get a Mack truck lobotomy

by Markimedes September 29, 2023

Jizz Lobotomy

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...

Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!

by Dewyz1100 January 12, 2011