Prison or Customs smuggling term.
A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.
A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"
Jon : " Yo Alan, did you complete the design and technology homework?"
Alan : " No bro, I got Kester's Tits"
I have kester's tits
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bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.
also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.
he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!
also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.
he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!
example 1. kestering at its best
kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.
me: whoa serious. that must hurt
kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports
me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?
kester: uh well there isnt one anymore
me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib
kester: *fuck*
example 2.
kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre
random: yea sure it breaks ya tit
kester: *oh fuck*
kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.
me: whoa serious. that must hurt
kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports
me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?
kester: uh well there isnt one anymore
me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib
kester: *fuck*
example 2.
kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre
random: yea sure it breaks ya tit
kester: *oh fuck*
by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008
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Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..
Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..
by NSCSD_suxx March 21, 2009
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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight
<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out
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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight
<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out
by the ju1ce August 18, 2003
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