by Imma B. January 26, 2010
Get the car krumping mug.Krumping is a form of dancing that originated in the African-American community of South Central Los Angeles, California and is a relatively new form of the "Urban" Black dance movement. It is free, expressive and highly energetic. Most people paint their faces in different designs.
by Flatliner_me June 12, 2007
Get the krumping mug.Throughout the frigid winters of a time when Jim Crow laws were still in action, black people were not invited into warm restaurants, houses, hotels, and public buildings. They suffered a horrible life of cold, sickness, and boredom UNTIL ONE DAY they devised a way to eliminate these three problems that plagued their dark skinned lives.
These AfroAmericans soon realized jittering around near each other as if in a state of epileptic seizure solved all three of these issues. It not only provided warmth through rapid movement and shared body heat within a tight communal circle, but most importantly would attract the attention of moral, medical personnel to take them into the nearest hospital emergency rooms and allow them free healthcare. Soon enough, the young found great entertainment in painting their faces and escalating the game to receive free psychiatric evaluation.
This was before black people discovered fire.
These AfroAmericans soon realized jittering around near each other as if in a state of epileptic seizure solved all three of these issues. It not only provided warmth through rapid movement and shared body heat within a tight communal circle, but most importantly would attract the attention of moral, medical personnel to take them into the nearest hospital emergency rooms and allow them free healthcare. Soon enough, the young found great entertainment in painting their faces and escalating the game to receive free psychiatric evaluation.
This was before black people discovered fire.
by Professor of AfroAmerica July 13, 2009
Get the Krumping mug.by beaubomb April 16, 2008
Get the krumpkin mug.Mellon could not be help responcible when things got krimpy at the basketball game and a fight broke out.
by mike March 3, 2005
Get the Krimpy mug.A dance that's so ghetto-ly delicious you can eat it as a meal. A lot like an epileptic seizure. Not to be confused with a crump-stick.
by MK & HP April 27, 2011
Get the Krump Muffin mug.Santa's evil twin who accompanies him during Christmas to beat the naughty chilluns with a bundle of hickory sticks, while Santa gives gifts to the good chilluns.
"That was the worst Christmas ever; I didn't even get any presents, Krumpus just came and beat the bajeesus outta me!"
by gallopinggertie August 27, 2011
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