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Kruger

A scary hand job from a woman with extremely long fingernails.
"She scared the shit out of me with those kruger nails on my cock."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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Kruger Ho

A woman who is so aesthetically heinous that she resembles Freddy Kruger. She instills fear in those who are unfortunate enough to gaze upon her fugliness.
Jared-"Damn son! Did you see that wildebeast of a woman?"
Morpheus-"Yea, she was a Kruger Ho for sure"
by d mite November 24, 2007
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Freddy Kruger

The most common misspelling of the name Freddy Krueger. It usually comes from illiterate people who don't know anything about the story of Freddy, and have only seen Freddy vs. Jason.
Wow, I can't beleve you spelled it Freddy Kruger. You people phail.
by Mr. Birkason April 28, 2010
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Krugmaned

The act of appearing economically knowledgeable while offering solutions that only increase the problems being addressed.
That bank bailout sure Krugmaned the economy! Now we're screwed for sure.
by (8?» February 2, 2010
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krugle

having furious anal sex with someone; and finishing in the partner's anus or on their face. see facial. the act should be performed while yelling at your partner in an angry German accent.
"I'm going to krugle all over that pretty face of yours!", "DAS KRUGLE!", "God I love krugling you while listening to Michael Bolton", "You've just been KRUGLED!"
by Pancho Vila June 4, 2009
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Kruga

A very cool dude. Huge drinker and pot head. He is nice and really tall.
I hung out with a kruga last night, he beat me in ping pong three times.
by SuzyQ88 June 27, 2009
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Freddie Kruger

A 3 or 4 lined skid mark left on the toilet pan when flushed after a massive turd
“Honey could you bring me the bleach and a toilet brush as I’ve left a Freddie Kruger
by Vi11ain November 4, 2017
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