Definitions by Vi11ain

Crossturd 

Tackling a crossword whilst on the lavatory, having a poo

“I’m on the toilet doing a Crossturd “

Crossturd by Vi11ain November 4, 2017

Freddie Kruger

A 3 or 4 lined skid mark left on the toilet pan when flushed after a massive turd

“Honey could you bring me the bleach and a toilet brush as I’ve left a Freddie Kruger

Freddie Kruger by Vi11ain November 4, 2017