Crossturd

Tackling a crossword whilst on the lavatory, having a poo
“I’m on the toilet doing a Crossturd “
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Freddie Kruger

A 3 or 4 lined skid mark left on the toilet pan when flushed after a massive turd
“Honey could you bring me the bleach and a toilet brush as I’ve left a Freddie Kruger
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