Kristmas

Kristmas means christmas.

Merry Kristmas

by acdows April 19, 2018

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a god among mortals, as he controls everything around him. This includes several Victoria's Secret models panties, and he is often pictured as Poseidon, as he has the ability to turn a catwalk into the Atlantic ocean, if you know what I mean.

Guy 1: Yo, where did my gf go?? I haven't seen her all day!!
Guy 2: Aww man, I hate to tell you, but I just saw her enter Kristoffer's Lamborghini

by man who never lies February 1, 2022

Kristoforandchaz

The weird YouTuber with the intro that is concerning

Hello my name is charlie, Welcome to kristoforandchaz, today we will be playing Rich Hill on MLB the show 19

by Polish Orchid February 4, 2022

KRISTOFFER VYZANTIOS

Giant Mandingo

OH WOW YOU HAVE A KRISTOFFER VYZANTIOS!

by RALPH LAURENSE March 7, 2022

Kristof

Kristof likes to drink Zubrówka wodka.

Kristof is waisted on the flour.

by joskevermeulen October 28, 2013

kristos

1- a lord or person of prestige
2- the leader of an invading country
3- one with a grand scheme or ideal

"is that the kristos?"
"my that kristos has a big army"
"always one step ahead, that kristos is"

by dd45 October 23, 2008

Kristof

Usually a white cracker who acts tuff but gets knocked out because he says nigger to a Johanne

Fuck it’s a Kristof better get my fucking boxing gloves.

by Ayooolitttgang January 23, 2018