The ugliest bitch. Wrinkled face for a young woman. She also has no soul. She kills cats because they are beautiful, whereas, she is horrific looking.
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(pronounced: Kris-tea-ya )
1. An uncommonly sarcastic witty girl with absolutely no idea how fucking gorgeous she is. Her presence can cause light-headedness, quickness of breath and unspeakable elation. Dry mouth, shakes, and stomach flips are common. You will stammer and feel like the world's biggest fucktard. Heaven help you if she takes a shine to you, you lucky prick. See also, krissinitis.
2. Red head.
1. An uncommonly sarcastic witty girl with absolutely no idea how fucking gorgeous she is. Her presence can cause light-headedness, quickness of breath and unspeakable elation. Dry mouth, shakes, and stomach flips are common. You will stammer and feel like the world's biggest fucktard. Heaven help you if she takes a shine to you, you lucky prick. See also, krissinitis.
2. Red head.
by Author Canyon February 2, 2010
Get the Kristya mug.A character in the Clique Series. She is blonde, tall, and beautiful. However, she has extremely strict parents. Unlike the other girls in the Clique (besides CLaire Lyons), she is very poor. She is at the fancy rich exclusive Octavian Country Day on scholarship, which means she has to work, work, work, work for straight A+s! She loves playing sports although the other girls do nawt.
(these are not excerpts from the books)
Kristen Gregory: Sorry Massie, I can't. I have to study for my Engish Test.
Massie Block: You cannawt be stressing out about school already! We just came back from Winter Break!
Girl: Kristen, Why aren't you wearing designer clothes like the rest of your clique? I mean, I thought you all wore great clothes!
Kristen Gregory: *runs away and cries*
Kristen Gregory: Sorry Massie, I can't. I have to study for my Engish Test.
Massie Block: You cannawt be stressing out about school already! We just came back from Winter Break!
Girl: Kristen, Why aren't you wearing designer clothes like the rest of your clique? I mean, I thought you all wore great clothes!
Kristen Gregory: *runs away and cries*
by middle_SKOOL_'lOsEr' December 24, 2009
Get the Kristen Gregory mug.A beautiful girl with a great body and warm heart but when pushed to the limit won't care and will cause pain. She can either make your life a beautiful sunshine or hell. She will brighten up the room with her laugh and her bold sense of humor. Boys go crazy for her
Jessica: omg it's the new girl, she's beautiful
girl: Kristna? she's so pretty, we should befriend her
girl: Kristna? she's so pretty, we should befriend her
by Holbein May 18, 2014
Get the Kristna mug.Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.
Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"
by What the Rat June 4, 2020
Get the Kristian Dallapalma mug.A fun, outgoing loving person! She’s confident but kind and will steal your man without trying. She’s popular in school but not always part of the cliques. She’s always out partying but doesn’t get into drugs. Shes smart without trying but is very athletic and not a nerd. She’s typically a cheerleader and on a school team of some kind and secretly has a beautiful singing voice. She doesn’t value herself above others and will always say hi to you when she sees you in the halls. She likes hanging out and there’s no having to ‘get in with th popular’ people with her! She doesn’t care what other people think unless they’re her friends and she is unfazed by drama, even though she gets involved in a lot. She gets asked out on the regular and Guys always want her number but she only has eyes for one buy, and if that’s you you will feel like the luckiest guy alive. She is stunning but doesn’t know she’s hot so isn’t cocky about it. She is quick to forgive and give a second chance and she never give up on herself or her friends. She’s your go to when it comes to difficult times and will always be there to listen to your problems. She’s a professional when it comes to advice and you can always count on her to be there for you.Shes the kind of girl to start trends,not follow them and is a natural born leader. Being friends with a Kristianna is a great honor
I wish I looked like Kristianna.
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?
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