Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kringle

Taiwanese American slang for a controlled substance, typically referring to ecstasy or amphetamines.

Friend1: Yo we picking up that kringle before we hit the club?

Friend2: Hundo P, just have to swing by my mom's to grab some food she made first. I guess she was up all night making it special for us or something.

by LeoMarbson March 28, 2020

gripe kringle

a word someone (madison) comes up with when typing random letters

I gripe kringle my pants

by kittykittylicklick95 November 11, 2011

Krizz Kringle

Rizz - a man simpin for a woman
Therefore, Krizz Kringle is a red head who simps hardcore

Sam

Chris Kringle, more like Krizz Kringle. He's rizzing her up

by Big Daddy Swamp Monster January 17, 2023

Pringle Dingle Wingle Chingle Mingle Dingle Kristmas Kringle

A name for a funny, yet also sort of goofy person. It's a very intelligent phrase that was developed in the year 2023, and the phrase was thrown around so much, yet never gets old with time.

Person 1: Yo do you wanna get some pizza
Person 2: nahh me to dum no wan pizza
Person 1: u are a dumb Pringle Dingle Wingle Chingle Mingle Dingle Kristmas Kringle !

by JD Official January 2, 2024

Kringle

When the various keychains hanging on your mirror jingle when you speed around the corner of a turn in your midsize tryna impress your bae standing in the driveway.

That kringle is embarrassing.

by kylearse January 30, 2024

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023