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kreten

Bosnian - Pronounced "kre - tan". You have to roll the 'r'.

A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.

Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.

Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
by donkey dick sucker February 21, 2011
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Kristen

The most wonderful girl in the whole world. She puts a smile on your face. She is beautiful and strong. She has a nice butt and all the guys love her. She is a friend to many and loved by all.
Izzy: Hey look at that girl over there...she's such a Kristen.

Justin: Yeah, she is a Kristen. She's so beautiful and strong!
by theycallmystacieandmarieah November 25, 2011
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Krysten

Krysten is a girl who has everything for her. She's got looks, she's got the body, the personality, the smile, the eyes, the laugh...everything. She's has little butt but she'll grow up and have a real big ass.She is the most perfect human being on this planet and one of the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She'll do anything for her friends and family and isn't afraid of speaking her mind. She's down to earth and always knows how to make others happy or listen when it's needed. Krysten is the one in a million girl and if a boy ever sees her, they better not let her walk out of sight. She fights for what she has to and hates lying b****'s . She never fake and if she's caught being fake somebody's goin to tell her. She doesn't take disrespect from anyone at all. She gives 0 fucks towards any fake bitch. Yeah she'll seem scary at first but try her once and you better be ready for the worst hurricane that's coming your way.
Girl:Who is krysten?
Girl: Oh, I use to fuck with her but then I stopped but I don't know why...
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Kristen

a really nice, sweet, and kind girl. Usually very smart, sometimes shy, and has a weird side. Has strong opinions, but is undecisve on certain topics. She is great MORE THAN A FRIEND material, and does not get her heart broken easily. She can also be VERY pretty or cute
"OMG! Kristen is soo nice!!" "Yea, she's such a sweetheart! And She's smart too!!" "Kristen has it all!!
by EpicuteKat November 30, 2010
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Kristen

An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts, always to the be te only one on your mind . Incredibly beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleem with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.
Person (Ie Andrew): Hello Kristen, your so beautiful, and amazing, I just can't seem to get you off my mind !

Kristen:Thank you.
by Andrew McNeill February 15, 2009
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Kristen

A sweet girl who has golden, steel mesh, titanium guts. A lady of grace & wisdom who will remind you that there's more to a woman than physical beauty. A true friend who will be there until the end no matter where she has to pick your butt up or drive you to... even if it's down a dirt road that falls into a canal on an Indian Reservation, the prego room at rehab with her ownself, or God forbid ICU or worse- she'll be there... and she I'll still give you crap about gas money to make you laugh. But if you reachout you'll find more Kristens than you knew existed.
Kristen is a common 80s name but an uncommon ideal.
by KristenCallaway June 10, 2018
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