Kenting

the act of performing sexual acts onto or into a .

I caught Cody Kenting the family dog!!!!!

by gerry12 March 20, 2009

kwentin

a quite person who is really shy Intel u know him then he will never shut up

person: man kwentin is so quite
best friend: to u but to me he never shuts up
brother: its true he really never shuts up

by kwentin May 16, 2018

kenting

to fail to keep up with: The kenting computer caused the entire presentation to be delayed by a whole 5 minutes.

Help!! I just can't stop kenting!!!

by perry753 December 7, 2007

krestina

A Krestina is rare.
not a lot of people are named Krestina, usually just Kristina/Christina
a Krestina is:
Funny, weird, (A person named "Abby" is ALWAYS their bff, she dosnt have a lot of friends. but if she did. they would see how amazing she truly is!
and she is VERY lazy.
anyone who met her. never wanted to go away from her.
sure, she can be a pain in the butt. but she's somebody you wont regret meeting
remember
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if you meet a Krestina. never loss her or break up with her.
or she will brutally murder you
and she is EXTREMELY SENSETIVE

(and when somebody cusses, she cant bear to cry)

boy: ugh I hate you
Krestina: *starts tearing up*
boy: what the f*ck..
Krestina: *cries*

by Joe+Angel October 9, 2016

kreetin

any action in any point in time that if represented by this word will induce laughter amongst certain stoner groups.

C: Fuck dude you dropped my donut
Weck: Sorry dude
C: fuckin kreetin hard

Weck: Hit me baby one more time!
C:...kreetin hard

C:Yo I only take giganto's
Weck: Kreetin hard

by andrewkreet January 20, 2008

kentin

the most rooservillian person in the world who wishes he wouldjust admit that he uses the nuthugger

my nuts are hanging low, i wish i had a nut hugger- kentin

by Treegirlforevs December 24, 2007

kreitinger

someone who is very very stingy, generally a mutual friend that has little respect from others.
"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"

"Shane went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a kreitinger"

by Plumber84 December 19, 2014