kreutzer

1)widely used as a discrete way of announcing that you gotta go to the toilet, 2)can also be used at the initial phases of indigestion

1) i gotta talk to kreutzer;
2) Kreutzer is calling my name!

by kraut September 12, 2003

Kretz

The ardent responsibility of participants in the heroic act of sodomy to allow the remnants of rectal mucus to dry around the utilities used by the contributors in the aforementioned accomplishment, forming an extravagent golden crust to be abraded delicately into a vessel and transported for the sprinkling over any number of delicacies before serving to one or more unaware recipients.

Wow Benji you really kretzed those guests we had this evening.

They thought your kretz crusted salmon was delicious, splendid delivery.

by Mbenji February 7, 2010

kritzia

kritizia nunez !!!
hi (=
lmaoo

this bitchhh kritzia lmfaoo
love samm <3

by samanthax3x3ooo October 16, 2008

kreutzing

to cheat some one or to lie in order to get what you want

that guy is kreutzing me. i just kreutzed that guy out of his scout team reps

by Ibanb October 28, 2007

kreitinger

someone who is very very stingy, generally a mutual friend that has little respect from others.
"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"

"Shane went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a kreitinger"

by Plumber84 December 19, 2014

kreiter

kreiter (kr-ī-ter) is a german name. it means cabbage farmer ;p

~full name?
-*first name* kreiter

~ha! so you're like a cabbage patch kid lol!
-something like that XD

by scuba371 May 18, 2017

Kreizing

1. A term of endearment when it comes to persuading a woman to have sex with before she can say "hello"
2. Trying to jew your way in or out of a situation.
3. A ultimatum
4. Keith

Juice - "Check out Swan over there at the bar kreizing that brunette !"
Deuce Pops - " If he fails at kreizing, which he most likely will ,he will probably just settle for a slice of nigpie and head home."
Juice- " If he kreiz, he kreiz"

by Cuntsy Mcgee February 13, 2018