kraut warmer

A foul smelling or putrid vagina

Sally from accounting had her kraut warmer open so much the fire alarm went off.

by Haskelus 247 January 19, 2017

Sour Kraut

Informal, derogatory

Referring to a particularly angry or upset German. A play on the food item “Sauerkraut,” and the derogatory term for a German person “kraut”

Person 1: Hans has been kind of a dick today

Person 2: Yeah, his girl broke up with him and he’s being a total sour kraut about it

by IHateMyLife69420666 May 08, 2020

Sour Kraut

Someone who is a bad sport when they lose at something.

Rich was a real Sour Kraut because he lost one game of poker.

by theshit123 August 28, 2016

Kraut Stomp

In the pc/console game, Call of Duty II, when you are in a crouched or prone position, it is very easy for enemy German soldiers ("Krauts") to stomp on the back of your head, effectively killing you. This action is therefore known as "Kraut Stomping."

In the Battle of Stalingrad, I was killed as I was crouching. I had been Kraut Stomped.

by Vasili Zaitsev January 02, 2006

Sausage and Kraut

Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.

She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.

by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011

Kraut Monkey

When a German is trying to teach an American their language, but they keep mispronoucing everything.

"Allie tried to teach Derick German, but he is obviously a Kraut Monkey."

by AMS101 August 06, 2020

Kraut Waffle

Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.

To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.

by Craxmoker December 20, 2022