kontosis

a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature

John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis

by John The Fat Bag Farmer Cletus January 18, 2010

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Kontula

A place in Finland close to Mellunmäki.

Kontula is the place where spurgus (or spuges) sell alcohol to under age teens for small fee.

Kontula is also the place where you can buy all sorts of drugs and get stabbed to death.

Edgy teen: Man, I need alcohol for this weekend.
2nd edgy teen: Kontula's spuges can sell alcohol for cheap.
Edgy teen: Fuck no man. I don't want to die.

by Sneaky motherfucker April 29, 2019

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Konsolidate

Konsolidate, written with a K and also known as "Konsolidate-Oh" is an extremely ruthless barber shop in South-East London. The name comes from a combination of two seemingly random words: Killer and cONSOLIDATE. The head barber there, called 'Wale', is thought to be the Spawn of the Devil. He is known to give extremely harsh shape-ups, even inventing the level of -5, which is where he actually reshapes your head. He has been known to also cut hair from across the world, proven when he was visiting his family in Africa, sensed some poor soul needed a haircut, and used JuJu to cut his hair. Unfortunately, the kid did not survive. Victims are known to have 'The Mark of Wale' shaven into their scalp, which looks like a crown, but is actually a 'W'. If you do have an afro, and are in need of a haircut, you are advised to run, and run far. He'll catch you eventually of course, but at least you will have gone down fighting.

*Kid walks into school, bleeding from his head, scars all over across his face*
Friend of the Kid: Oh my...what happened?
Poor Kid:...Well i went to...
Friend of the Kid: Let me guess, Konsolidate? Don't worry, your hair will grow back...maybe.

by SweetK14 July 17, 2009

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Konole

A word used to describe one who is a spineless, faggotish pussyhole who can't help but piss off everybody around them by begging, asking stupid questions and being a kont.

~ A pro is standing around looking awesome, a guy comes up begging for money - obviously making no attempt to earn it themselves. ~

Konole: "Hi.. hi... are you there?"
Pro: *silence*
Konole: "Need x money please I'm poor!"
Pro: "Why don't you earn it yourself?"
Konole: "Cos that's too slow I need x money now!"
Pro: "Fuck off you stupid konole, go and earn it yourself."

by Lord Lemon Jr December 26, 2012

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KAY KONTOUR

A multi talented person who operates in all of their gifts and molds and shapes themselves into who they want to be to reach their goals and bring their vision to life.. Kay Kontour herself has mastered this. Every vision she has, she sees it in her mind and then she works on herself tirelessly to mold herself into her vision until she sees it comes to life. She is extremely multi talented, she is an African American entrepreneur, she created the idea of digital 1 on 1's because she understood that this world will be completely digital so she created her lane of mastering digital services. She is also a singer, songwriter, screenwriter, a family woman, a business woman, an entertainer, a writer, a former tv&film makeup artist who has traveled all over the U.S to work on films, an entrepreneurial educator who has taught others all over the u.s. how turn their idea into a business. She also engineers and records her own music, writes and directs her own films and she also has her own fashion store that everyone loves. it's amazing to watch her rise.

"if you want it, go get it. Just create a lane for yourself and see what people aren't doing and do it! If you decide that you dont want to do it anymore, do something else. constantly recreate yourself until you're happy with what YOU see and how YOU feel. you only live once." - Kay Kontour

"MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE TELLING ME THAT I NEED TO SETTLE AND CHOOSE JUST ONE CAREER PATH, I TOLD THEM NO. I'M A Kay Kontour TYPE OF PERSON. I'D RATHER OPERATE IN ALL OF MY GIFTS"

by true love wins December 20, 2021

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