koffeeshopping

Synonym for networking.

My position was eliminated last night. I need to restart koffeeshopping.

by Jyhwk_MN24 July 18, 2014

koffing

Referring to an awkward situation.

You walked in on your sister having sex?

Yeah it was totally koffing.

by adcw54 June 6, 2005

Koffa

Koffa is a name from Africa. This name means that she is strong, kind, thoughtful, and a amazing artist. She puts others first even f she doesn't want to.

Koffa, can you wash the dishes.

by Leaaajsjsjj May 20, 2020

KoffeeKat

A petty baby cat who complains about anything and plays the victim constantly.

You're acting like a KoffeeKat.

by Oh hewwo OwO January 12, 2019

hate koffner

probably the most hideous creature to walk the earth thus far; covered with excessive hair; always up for showers and nipple showings; contains many fiddle bits in rare areas and identifies most with starving giraffes

Hate Koffner, stop scratching that chow mayne!

Hate Koffner, get control of that lions mayne!

by rachy D May 18, 2006

koffke

a fat fuck who thinks hes funny and really isnt

my engineering analysis professor

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Koffin

A vehicle similar to a "burn" (car that attracts a lot of attention from the police) but is done in a very artistic, scummy, "clownish" way. American blasphemy.

Chase: Look at this zik azz koffin.. watch you get pulled over and waste the cop's time by having such a piece of shit ride he'll probably strip the frame out thinking you're carrying weight. LMAO

by Naukloster July 5, 2018