Are you kidding me

A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.

Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"

by DictionaryPapi June 19, 2014

You Gotta Be Kidding Me

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

super kidding

like just kidding, but way funnier. commonly abbreviated to sk

cate: oh my god lisa that dress makes you look so fat
lisa: what??? :(
cate: super kidding!

by iwasatypo May 7, 2011

just kidding

The universal word for I regret what I just said.

Chelsea: 9+3=8 (looks over at friends problem) just kidding!

Amy: OMG, Laura’s such a fugly bitch!
(Laura’s comes up next to her.)
Amy: just kidding!

by medusa4 September 23, 2006

...just kidding?

An expression used (typically through text) as a way to find out if the person you are talking to is okay with what you just said. If they are okay with it, then the conversation can continue to build. If not, then you can confirm it was only a joke.

John: You, me, and your girlfriend should have a three way.
John: ...just kidding?
Ben: That would be really weird.
John: *hesitation* Yeah I know.

by weallcomefromstars April 26, 2010

I'm kidding!

A phrase often used to back pedal after you said something insulting, especially to a friend.

Example 1:

Girl 1: What happened to your face?? It looks like you got in a fight with a raccoon...

Girl 2: Huh?? You don't like my make up?!?

Girl 1: I'm kidding!!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Your boyfriends a manwhore. I slept with him last night. He wasn't all that good either.

Girl 2: But we promised we would wait til marriage!! *bursts into tears*

Girl 1: Umm...I'm kidding?

Girl 2: Oh okay!

by crazychickenqueen June 1, 2010

I'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk

When you were just kidding, and want to inform someone that your sisterly bond is not broken; you will still talk, from time to time.

"dude i just shided and farded and camed"
"WTF"
"i'm kidding, we're sisters, we talk"
"oh thank baby jesus"

by ___giantpotato May 3, 2020