cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.

Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan

by MMA J February 7, 2010

Kung Fu Kenny

Kung Fu Kenny is a character played by actor Don Cheadle in the acclaimed Rush Hour 2 film, starring Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Kung Fu Kenny is an African American male who runs his own Chinese restaurant, which is a front for the illegal gambling activity that he host in the back. It is a clear indication that Kung Fu Kenny is submerged deep into the Chinese culture by his his clothing fashion, being fluent in Mandarin and his Kung Fu skills. 16 years later from the time of the Rush Hour 2 movie, Kung Fu Kenny made a reprisal as the alter ego of music artist, Kendrick Lamar in his new music video, DNA. The music video co-starred Don Cheadle as the detective who held Kung Fu Kenny for questioning under a lie detector test. The scene is a revamped mirror image of the movie, " The Day The Earth Stood Still", starring Keanu Reeves.

KUNG FU KENNY - How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James? You embarrassed me in front of my wife, my kids out there...

JAMES CARTER - Kenny, you embarrassing yourself. You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw.

by No-Town Savage June 30, 2020

Klingon sex

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.

"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.

by PimpWyld November 28, 2004

Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.

e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.

by Roland_07 August 26, 2007

Kungars

A person who is very nice to people. Often talks to them, solves problems and generally is a nice person.

"I just talked to Elisabeth and she is such a kungars."
"She was so nice to me"

by bust a nut rn November 3, 2018

klingon beer

Term used to describe any nasty off brand or discount beer, that was brought to a party.

I wanted an MGD, but all they had left was some kind of klingon beer.

by MACV July 21, 2008

kluge

In the computer world: a clunky, unpolished, quickly thrown together, "solution" that accomplishes the required task, but is the equivalent of a Band-Aid or a "temporary support brace". Kluges are often used when the problem must be corrected ASAP and no time is allowed for a formal solution, or when the person resolving the issue does not know how to fix it correctly. When used correctly, Kluges are always temporary and replaced by a permanent solution. Kluges are not look upon with high regard, and people who use kluges as permanent solutions are not look upon as good administrators or developers.

I had to sync our human resources SQL database with the networks Active Directory by end of day so I kluged together a data transfer script to keep the data in sync until I can get a good utility written.

by derTeufel September 24, 2005