klingon corkscrew

When you're done cumming in a girls ass you wipe your shit covered dick on their head in a ridge formation like a Klingon. They are a true warrior.

I gave that bitch a Klingon corkscrew.

by klingonkorkklan July 24, 2011

klingon

...A language full of pwnage that the trekkies are very fond of. I myself am a trekkie. (therefore i pwn j00.)

When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"

Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

klingon

a girlfriend that clings on to her boyfriend way too much and doesn't give him any time to himself.

antwan: yo my bitch won't get off my D!
tyrese: you needs to kick that klingon to the curb.

by jaeill April 8, 2004

klingons on the starboard bow

Expression used as a warning by person 1 when someone known mutually to 1 and 2, whom 2 does not wish to meet, comes into view. Don't Look Now, but ..., From a more literal usage in the original series of Star Trek.

Joe: I don't want to meet the Wirrals tonight, okay?
Mike (looking over Joe's shoulder): Umm ... Klingons on the starboard bow.
Joe: They're HERE?! Get me out of here.
Mike: Right this way ...,

by Fearman August 13, 2007

klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

Kliegl

Shit lighting equipment. Probably was good at one point but now is just horrible. Early pioneers in lighting but went out of business in 1990's. Now they are just abused and rarely used by theaters across the country. ETC, Altman and Strand lights are much preferred over Kliegl lighting. They made theatrical lights, lighting desks and dimmer racks.

Damn this Kliegl! I want to fucking throw this thing off the fucking catwalk! ARRGH! The Kliegl dimmer rack just caught fire again! When are we going to replace this piece of shit?

by hhslights September 4, 2009

klingon

any vehicle following behind another so as to avoid getting a speeding ticket. Usually a klingon hangs back a safe distance, matches your speed and is hard to get rid of. Alot like the pieces of poo that hang from your butt.

I had a klingon on my ass for the last 5 miles.

by mr_membrane November 1, 2006