Klemit

A wall-dweller with a sweet tooth and a really bad temper.

Bro, Give your Klemit some syrup or he'll take your parents

by metallicafan3124 June 9, 2013

Kekistan

Holy Land of the frog people. Praise Kek. REEEEEEEEEEEE

You may go to heaven and I will go to Kekistan.

by kekistanipraisekek May 9, 2017

kleinzy

Kleinzy (noun) : A middle aged man that has the ability to perform athletic feats of a 20 year old. A kleinzy has none of the physical trappings of the aged. His physical ability at that age are rare and wondering. A kleinzy embodies all that is young,youthful and vibrant. A kleinzy defies typical boundary of thought mind and spirit.

A kleinzy can be a person who is, or otherwise wishes to be one. A example of a kleinzy is Lance Armstrong.

by Craig Guido July 4, 2010

Calvin Kleining

Cocaine and ketamine together

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!

by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018

Ralph Klein-ing it

Just like the famous premier of Alberta, showing up to work extremely hung over and only able to complete the minimum required as a result of the previous night's bender.

Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".

by phbl August 2, 2010

Kekistan

Kekistan is an invented ethnicity with a storied yet obviously entirely invented history, religion and culture.
It mocks how the far-right cling to their race and cultural purity narrative and how the far-left clings to their racial victimhood narrative with an parody of extreme patriotism and an oppression narrative about how the Normiestan and the Cuckistan nations oppressed the Kekistani people.

Let us prosecute a meme jihad against the Normies in the name of almighty KEK and the glorious nation of Kekistan

by Deus Dex July 12, 2017

kleinovaite

Used to describe individuals with a peculiar sense of smell. It can also serve as a way of describing small, inferior people of Lithuanian descent, although Lithuania is generally regarded as a urban myth and is secretly part of the Greater U.S.S.R!

Intelligent individual: Ay fam you heard of that girl down the street?
Equally intelligent individual: Nah boi, but I have seen the girl down the block, a total kleinovaite she is!
Intelligent individual: Ay yeah fam, total kleino amirite bois

by SKADMC May 22, 2017