Jordan Klepper

The beast himself! He is a right wing conservative that hates when smarter liberals use logic and reasoning to debunk his and other stupid republicans. He shows this in his show that airs after the FAILING Daily Show and it is SAD. Jordan Klepper appeals to all conserivives that did not graduate or know nothing of a matter but pretend to be experts. He is amazing. He is my dad.

Friend: Yo did you watch Jordan Klepper last night?

Me: Yes he went on about how vaccines cause autism, global warming is a hoax, and that Trump is the best candidate because he has no experience whatsoever, and lies about having 10 billion dollers.

by Usermyname May 31, 2018

klapperkooken

A word to be used when you either cannot remember the name of an object or do not know what it is called

Yeah, get me the fuckin klapperkooken over there on the shelf

by yeahballsfr November 30, 2022

Krapper

A Korean rapper

DAM! Did you see BY the krapper yestersay?

by Johnthekrapper5231 April 4, 2017

Klopper Kebab

A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.

Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab

by CM641 January 26, 2017

Klepper

An onion boy

"Wow, that Klepper is an onoin boy!"

by DASDASDASDASd November 5, 2017

Knapper

One who has the potential to kidnap, particularly an older man who is in love with his bus.

Knapper: "Be careful with her, she's an old one"

Ashley: "Dude, we're about to get knapped!"

by Nezumi the Rat November 12, 2017

Kapper

Someone who lies about the amount of countries they’ve been to.

She’s such a kapper! Gibraltar is not even a country!

by Cappy Bird September 4, 2019