Kirk

Cunt

Stop fucking me so hard you are hurting my Kirk.

by ShadyPixel August 2, 2018

Kirk

Kirk is a cool name for a cool person. Kirk is a selfless person who thinks a lot, but is very wise. Kirk is a hopeless romantic and an old soul. He is that person that you go out with and you feel like you're in a movie.

I met a cool guy. He must be a Kirk.

by kewwlaid August 30, 2018

Kirk

to flip out on sumbody, curse sumone out, just to get mad at sumone 4 no reason

she kirked out on me cuz i wuz talkin to James, who was supposedly, "her boo"

by MizMiya March 17, 2005

Kirk

To act in an impetuous way and not play by the rules, like Captain Kirk from "Star Trek".

The NotGoth did a Kirk: he brought his gat and a bottle of Thunderbird into the rave club, when the sign outside the club said "No Alcoholic Beverages and No Firearms Allowed"!

by pentozali February 6, 2009

kirk

A talented asshole

My bro Kirk is a god at bass but a total dick to people. Jk

by justgoat666 January 5, 2015

kirk

saviour of the alcohol industry

"Damn it Larry, if it wasn't for Kirk, we would have gone bust years ago!"
"Your not wrong, mr Budweiser"

by bottle-necked beauty May 22, 2004

Kirk

Someone who gets too drunk on the weekends then complains about how work is gonna suck tomorrow. Also known to put ho's before bro's and never takes his anytime shots from the bets that he loses.

Brian: Damn, Brady. I drank too much on a Sunday. Ugh, work is gonna suck tomorrow.
Brady: Care! Don't be such a fucking Kirk about it.

by Cockopotomous May 2, 2018