koon luck

An unfortunate event or series of events where against all odds of a probable positive outcome, the worst possible outcome comes into fruition.

Be aware, Koon Luck feeds upon the unexpecting, the overly optimistic (despite previous cases of Koon Luck), the wishful thinkers, and doesn't seem to be prejudice of whom is impacted. Should you know someone with Koon Luck, distance yourself from them on all risky travel, business decisions, or financial advice as your life, personal health, or bank account will surely be anally raped by close proximity to their misfortunes.

Bob: "How in the hell did my thoroughbred horse get beaten by a three legged geriatric pony?"

Betty: "The only explanation is Koon Luck. Sorry for your loss Bob, now get the hell away from me you unlucky ass goblin."

by IKnowThings2020 September 9, 2020

shim-koong

Someone who is so attractive, they can cause a heart attack.

Chanyeol, from the legendary group EXO, is another way to say Shim-Koong.

by Cherryberrywilliams July 26, 2019

kohones

That means that you have big balls and you're not scared to do something for example rob a bank.

Aleks: oo ma ma mia you have Big kohones

Mehemt: ahahahah I KNOW fucking bitch

by relaxo June 9, 2005

koonchi zang

booty call, specifically a referring to a diminutive booty. Of Persian origin.

Q "Why did Eddie have to go pick his coworker up from BART at 11:30 p.m. on a weeknight?"
A "Duh! She's his koonchi zang!"

by ami am September 3, 2006

koon poon

Derogatory name for an african female's vagina

man I bet Shaqueta has a nasty koon poon!

by titanmike January 11, 2008

Khuong

Awesome. just awesome.

Q: Are you a Khuong?
A: Hells yeah!

by thunderdartz October 28, 2013

khorne

The god of blood and war in warhammer and warhammer 40K

"Blood for the Blood God!"

by Jammers May 13, 2005