kentucky love tunnel

Oral sex from someone without teeth.

Hey girl, take out them dentures and let me hit that Kentucky love tunnel!

by Cadillac Weeks November 22, 2017

Kentucky Plug

The Kentucky Plug is a sex position where the man puts his thumb in a woman who is on her period to stop the bleeding

“Omg Lauren he gave me the Kentucky plug last night in bed it was so hot it went in so deep in my vag”

by Kentuckyxbrendon May 20, 2021

Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010

kerouacked

kerouacked, adj. to act like famous author Jack Kerouac. i.e. drink lots of red wine and get all philosophical.

Dude, have you ever considered the possibility that we are just grains of sand on an infinite beach?
No, and when did you get all kerouacked?

by Nate Clements April 5, 2008

Kentucky Thumb

When you are having sex with a woman from behind and stick your thumb in her butthole.

Brandon: “She let you stick your thumb in her ass?”
Scott: “Yeah I gave her that Kentucky thumb!”

by Kentucky AK May 20, 2021

Kentucky wet wipe

When you spit on the toilet paper and then wipe your butt with it.

I feel super fresh, clean, and confident after my Kentucky wet wipe.

by Craigt113 April 13, 2019

Kentucky fried

The description of someone who is ferociously fried.

Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”

by TickleThomson May 6, 2022