by timmy November 24, 2004
Get the kerrang mug.a magazine which is the self proclaimed authority on "rock". The content is awful, pop bands with guitars, once upon atime they had rock bands with guitars before they sold out. Expect seveare critisim if your band doesnt begin with 'the', your not absolute posers and you dont have a drummer that is incabable of speeds past 40bpm.
by KingSamuel May 4, 2004
Get the Kerrang mug.a magazine/radio station/tv channel that is all about rock music. But i only listen to the radio station (kerrang 105.2) so i'll write about that.
It does play rock (and hip-hop) and nicely insults busted, which is good. If kerrang play busted or mcfly i will scream. However, it does play some bad songs, like that stupid 'you can do it' song, which i hate with a vengeance. it also plays jay-z. pssh...
It does play rock (and hip-hop) and nicely insults busted, which is good. If kerrang play busted or mcfly i will scream. However, it does play some bad songs, like that stupid 'you can do it' song, which i hate with a vengeance. it also plays jay-z. pssh...
Oh my god, did you just hear what they played on kerrang? I hope it wasn;t busted, or i'll kick their asses...
by theuniqueme February 16, 2005
Get the kerrang mug.A very poor magazine for mini moshers who refuse to listen to anything other than Green Day and Velvet Revolver. The magazine was cool about five years ago, but now they only cover Green Day and Velvet Revolver... oh and fake bands that mini moshers like.
Buy Kerrang if you're thirteen.
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Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.
Buy NME if you're into trends rather than quality.
Buy Metal Hammer if you like black.
Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.
by PUNX September 19, 2005
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Antagonist: Did you read about Gerrard Ways new haircut in Kerrang!?
Protagonist: Fag. I read Rock Sound and my favourite band isnt greenday (continues on to defend greendays earlier work)
Protagonist: Fag. I read Rock Sound and my favourite band isnt greenday (continues on to defend greendays earlier work)
by yawns April 7, 2008
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by Dragons Elder March 18, 2003
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