kemmerling

last name of someone who has been through hell but comes out to conquer all therfore being da shyt

those kemmerling's are really awsome

kemmerling by yourmomma231 March 7, 2011

The Thomas Kemper 

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

The Thomas Kemper by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009

kemmerle 

A gay porn star.

John: Hey, it's Kemmerle!
Patrick: Oh yeah, it is Kemmerle!
Kemmerle: *does gay porn*

kemmerle by tigbitties01 April 23, 2014

kemerli 

Kemerli is nice, funny, caring, has a unique name and shes loving! She loves to make he family and friends smile! She also loves animals:)!You shouldn’t leave ur friend kemerli! Lastly,she wont cheat on you!

“kemerli makes me laugh alot”

kemerli by kimmy12000 February 12, 2018

Kemper

A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.

I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.

Kemper by darrbar August 19, 2008

Kemper

Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.

Look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper.

Kemper by Thatboyyouhate. October 13, 2012

kammerer 

A person who carries group projects

I am not doing anything that guy is a Kammerer

kammerer by CancerNight May 30, 2018