by The Real Cootsie April 16, 2010
A pretentious, MacBook using, Starbucks coffee drinking, blog writing, moustache wearing, poor music listening, weirdly dressed human being.
by shn&limes December 10, 2010
A crack whore nub who will stop at nothing for xp, this includes but is not limited to snorting coke off cyber cock. A sexy nubletta who infact is such a zz pk that all you have to do is hold shift and the left button.
Me: rofflecakes, you are leik so ez it shuld be a krime ya hurd?!
Crub: OMG! how do you? Show!
Me: only 4 cyber. jk crub lololololololol.
<I Nk The Crub>
Crub: OMG y u nk?!
Me: OMG y u so zz?
Crub: I s/e.
Me: Kthnxbai
Crub: OMG! how do you? Show!
Me: only 4 cyber. jk crub lololololololol.
<I Nk The Crub>
Crub: OMG y u nk?!
Me: OMG y u so zz?
Crub: I s/e.
Me: Kthnxbai
by Lance the king of black metal April 09, 2007
Attempting to masturbate while crying.
Realizing she could never have her true love, Mackenzie spent her evening crubbing until her fingers were numb.
by Schistforebrains January 10, 2012
Lets go find some girls and go crubbing.
Can't wait to go crubbing with some fitties.
Everyone loves a bit of crubbing
Can't wait to go crubbing with some fitties.
Everyone loves a bit of crubbing
by PrincessBewbs June 23, 2014
I love taking off my socks at night and itching my crubs.
These socks are a bit too small, they gave me crubs.
These socks are a bit too small, they gave me crubs.
by Benoo April 16, 2020
A crub is a person mainly on the Internet (Or in real life) that doesn't use legitimate evidence or proof in arguments, but instead uses insults that are completely unrelated to the subject at hand.
"So what do you think about Obama as the new president?"
"I think he's a huge faggot and needs to kill himself"
"That's crubbish. Stop being such a crub"
"I think he's a huge faggot and needs to kill himself"
"That's crubbish. Stop being such a crub"
by Papa_Parker April 09, 2013