Kearns

A town in Utah AKA K-Town, a town where Bloods and Crips have peace as long as the drugs keep flowing.

Kearns is da the Shit!!! Damn Car Jacking Druggies!

by Mammon Christ August 19, 2008

karnublet

A karnublet is someone who makes funny mistakes on a daily basis. Usually including that friend who walks up to you in the middle of a New England winter when it’s snowing wearing flip flops, or that friend who makes little girl screams every time he sees you on split screen Call of Duty, or who flashbangs himself in CoD

*friend 1*(wearing flip flops with socks trying to play CoD on a Nintendo switch) heeeeeeey m8 how’s it goin?
*friend 2* you fokin karnublet!!

by Dapeepeepow March 27, 2019

going keanu

The correct traditional pronunciation of "going K.N.U.", i.e. going "kilt no underwear": the only socially acceptable and culturally sensitive way to wear a kilt.

Example 1

Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.
Person 2: Damn straight!
Person 3: Amen bro!

Example 2

Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.
Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.

by PostGradam September 22, 2008

Karnups

usually used when something doesnt go the way you wanted it to...

Karnups! I missed the bowl again and shat on the floor!

by CRITICALHAM November 13, 2018

Keanuism

Religious worship of Keanu Reeves. It spread his message of puppy love, vengeance, and bad-assery.

-"Did you watch John Wick?"
-"Yeah, I now believe in Keanuism."

by Call_Me_Papy March 30, 2019

happy Keanu Reeves

A state of Keanu Reeves which sadly does not seem to exist.

Have you ever seen a happy Keanu Reeves? We didn't think so.

by beautiful flower July 18, 2012

Keanurolling

when on facebook, people make statuses like, "next person to like can choose the next status" a troll comes up and says, make your status "next person to like can choose the next status" and keeps going over and over and over again until that person decides to block the troll.

ORIGINAL TROLL IS KEANU.

OMG, did you see Luke's wall? It was keanurolled by Austin!

Last night I was so bloody tired from posting the same status over and over again. Damn those keanurollers.

LOL, last night everyone was full on keanurolling Neil! IT WAS HILARIOUS. But then he blocked everyone.

by Keanurolling101 April 24, 2011