kacke

is the german word for "shit"

Peter: Das Wetter ist heute total kacke!

by breeZa August 13, 2006

kmacked

to be accepted to a date and/or dance, only later to be rejected by the other person.

Guy 1: Dude, you're going out with her?
Guy 2: No man, I got kmacked.
Guy 1: Fuck, that sucks.

by w3sty December 5, 2010

knackbag

combination of knacker and scumbag. Knacker being an itinerant and scumbag being an unsavourable member of society.

That guy who just mugged me with a needle is a fucking knackbag.

by Jimmy Ireland July 29, 2010

Knackered

1. Exhausted
2. Sexually spent
3. Reprimanded
4. Broken / malfunctional

1. I was knackered when I got in from work.
2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.
3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really knackered.
4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more knackered than ever.

by Dan Fox June 12, 2003

kackle

Salt substitute, from the chemical formula for it, KCl.

My doc said to cut out the nackle. Pass the kackle!

by Not R April 9, 2009

Kackasack

an individual who has an addiction to sucking balls

mace: "dude that guys a little fruity.."
yana: "yeah, do you think hes a kackasack?"
mace: "definitely."

by yanrelle July 21, 2021

BA Big-knackers

A guy who acts like Mr T from the A-Team.

He thinks girls dream about him all day because he's got the biggest balls.

There's one in every town and you can spot him a mile off. He wears loads of jewellery, usually fat gold sovereigns on his knuckles and he builds his muscles up to insane proportions.

Sometimes seen walking a fierce dog to complete the menacing look.

"Look over there, there's BA Big-knackers. He looks like a chav on steroids!"

"Watch out here comes BA Big-knackers with a giant hernia in his pants"

by funkbadger August 20, 2009