karaoke diva

A socially awkward outcast who sings karaoke because it's the only thing that makes them feel appreciated. These people arrive 30 minutes early so they can be the first to sing. They require lots of attention so they usually sing more songs than anyone else. You can identify a karaoke diva easily because they start distracting the KJ as they're setting up, giving them tips on how to do their own job. The karaoke diva has no friends. They usually like to sing obscure songs that nobody has and then they like to complain about it. They're the most high maintenance person in the bar. They always complain about the sound, the microphones, the song version, and every little detail. They usually bring their own illegally downloaded CDs, which are scratched and don't play. This is just another thing they like to complain about. The karaoke diva expects perfection beyond perfection. They have their own opinion of how the show should be run, and if you make one mistake, they lose their temper. They confront the KJ and tell them how horrible they are, then they go to the manager and complain about how unfair the KJ is, in spite of the fact that they sang more songs than everyone else and didn't even tip. They are determined to leave the bar angry and complaining. They are never satisfied. Yes ladies and gentlemen, that is the exact definition of a karaoke diva. There are a lot of them out there, and they will find you.

I'm sorry Yvonne. The only complaint I had all night was from this guy Jeff, but it wasn't my fault. He's just a karaoke diva.

by KJ Tommy November 2, 2013

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Karaoke Rape

When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.

"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."

Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"

by thefoldrock February 19, 2011

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karaoke

Singing without a live orchestra or band. Originally meaning "without orchestra," it is a combination of Japanese "kara" meaning "empty/bare-handed" as in "karate", and the "okee" sound from the first syllable of "orchestra" as pronounced by Japanese.

The guy who thought up karaoke created a bar owner's dream, because as patrons provide their own entertainment by singing along with a machine, management saves a fortune by not hiring talented musicians.

by Joe Rodolico February 11, 2007

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Karaoke Roll

The act of selecting Rick Astley's song, Never Gonna Give You Up for someone else at Karaoke. It is essentially a third-party Rickroll.

There are two main ways to Karaoke Roll someone. The first way is to straight up surprise the victim, in that they do no know that they are going to be called up until it happens. The second way is to hijack their selection by tipping or buying a drink for the DJ, or karoake guy, and changing their song but having him still announce their original selection.

Frank was going to sing "Freebird" but when the music started, he realized he had just been Karaoke Rolled.

by Rabblerouser_ October 18, 2009

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karaoke night

When a girl and a guy perform oral on each other at the same time the girl will sing and the guy will sing along increase the pleasure of the guys penis and the girls vagina.

Bro me and my doing Karaoke night in her bed. Pleasure,

mouth fucking, oral

by undead4ever99 September 17, 2017

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