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Daniel Kaplan

A very handsome male with charisma and curly blonde hair. Is often referred to as Danny or Kaplan and likes to play all sports but mainly basketball and baseball. This is a male that is short in middle school but will grow once his puberty kicks in.
Yo Jocelyn, that boy is sooooo Daniel Kaplan
by Randomperson108 July 3, 2016
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Mallory Kaplan

Is a person who is saying right now as she reads over my shoulder, "Oh no the urban dictionary." She is also laughing right now as she looked up "purple cows" on Google. She also wants me to make a quiz for her. Bye peeps.
Hi Mallory Kaplan. How is life?
by hipeeps1234 September 7, 2018
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oh my avi kaplan

Oh my Avi Kaplan is the same as Oh my God because Pentatonix the multi grammy winning a Cappella group's member Avriel (Avi) Kaplan is described as a god.
Oh my Avi Kaplan have you seen Sup3rfruit's new video?!
by Pentatonix Facts January 14, 2017
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Kalaan

Smart, charming,lyrical Kalaan is kind and compassionate, he has a great ear for music and spells tales with his moody lyrics.

He is happy and has the ability to lift your spirit with his charming smile.
He's dark and handsome with great abs and deep, blue eyes that see into your soul.
He's the kind of guy that is easy to fall in love with, really sexy, very secretive, drives hot cars.. A perfect boyfriend
Have you seen that hot guy with the sexy car at school? That would be Kalaan.

That guy can dances so hot! He's a Kalaan
by onezo February 3, 2010
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Kaplan

A bigheaded shitfuck who plays tennis on an hourly basis but yet still managaes to gain 60 pounds while doing it. Is injected with steroids by his bitchassed mother, and talks so much you'd rather eat a bowl of shit then listen. Also often used to describe a person who's a complete idiot, and does whatever the following person is doing. Also check hypocrite, fatass, slob, and deuche bag.
Mom: Danny, will you eat your food? And I swear at tennis practice you sucked today! I should've given you more Muscle Milk!

Dad: Awhhh honey, will you shut the fuck up!? You're making our son sound like a Kaplan!
by mami_so_reCkless October 21, 2008
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Kaplan Shuffle

When an organization, especially a college or university, fails at providing the services or promises it bases as one of its primary assets.
It looks like I won't be graduating in time for the internship. They pulled a Kaplan Shuffle. My classes won't be available until winter.
by PetrVs April 25, 2011
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rylan kaplan

Term to describe "killing babies". Usually Rylan is a dick and has no life except for talking to fat girls usually named Daniella or Jasmine. Describing a Rylan is very hard because it has a fat mom named Kendra. If you find a Rylan Kendra in the forest...kill those Jews!
described as- Wow! I just took a huge Rylan in the toilet! rylan kaplan
by Diesel3717 August 17, 2016
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