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Kalle is very sexy. He's often really good at CS GO and he often has a youtube channel named supervurpa. Kalle is also a really good biker and he's the best guy in school.
"Kalle, you're simply amazing."
by kallecyklar December 11, 2016
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Kalle balle is asshole that lives in a class called 6.A
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Big man, hold tight azneee, Big penus, Finland is My city, Nallenator activated. Everyone should be like Nallenator. He is tha best nibba alive on this fookin planet. Every kalle is the very snäll and everyone loves him very nice
Oh look at My Big penis//Kalle
by RandomLady1337 May 14, 2018
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Kalle bites
Kalle bites evil men
by Shrekateassonce April 9, 2023
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Kalle, she is the most beautiful girl I the word. She has a kind heart and thinks about others be for herself. She can make a great girlfriend! Just don't get on a Kalle's nerves because it you do then your gonna have a talk by her best friend. She can always make you laugh and always helps you when your feeling down. Kalle is a wonderful girl. She's the most popular girl in the school but is also the nicest. She would never hurt anyone. If you ahve a best friend or a girlfriend named Kalle then you are a very lucky person. Always cherish that girl.
Kalle: I'm so ugly
Me: Bitch you are fucking beautiful, I mean like your hair is so long and shiny, Your eyes are so sparkly, Your so skinny,Your popular, Your style is gorgeous, and all the guys want you! So hunny don't be talkin' she. I'm over here lookin' like Dora just the up on me
by XxBoba_BearxX March 12, 2022
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Hej Kalle get the party started, press play.
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Kalles Lifehack

When you consume the most potent alcohol available to free up a spot at a Bar that has reached maximum capacity of people.
"Oh, you're already out from the bar?"

"Kalles Lifehack baby, now in with you and enjoy a cold one."
by Budhunter March 27, 2025
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