Kaiser Effect

The natural tendancy for a group of people (consisting of more than three) to, at some point during a gathering, become amassed on a bed or bed-like area (a couch, the backseat of a car, possibly even the floor) in a slightly compromising manner.

This is not to be mistaken for an orgy, or anything of the sort. Clothes are (generally) left entirely in place. The only defining characteristic is people lying together.

It has been postulated that this effect is caused by an unknown element residing within our universe. Accepting that any new-found element would be most likely radioactive, the as of yet undiscovered element is thought to contain only a partial proton in its nucleus giving it a fractional atomic number.

Last night, due to the Kaiser effect, we broke my box spring.

by MiKaiser December 1, 2006

hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Kaiser Roll

Used in response to someone that tells a story that isn't interesting, or holds little value to the audience. Also used when a story ends earlier than expected or is much less interesting than the build-up suggested.

Person 1: "Oh my gosh, so, this one time, I put a dollar in the vending machine and it ate my dollar... I didn't get any snacks"
Person 2: (after a pause) "Kaiser Roll"

by Necrossis November 18, 2009

Jenna Kaiser

Jenna is stupid hot and attracted to the wrong guys

fdshgkjfnmhofd Jenna Kaiser

by gdfhggj November 8, 2009

Erik Wolfgang Kaiser

An overly nice guy who gets taken advantage of way too much, tends to make an amazing best friend. Talented at most everything he applys himself to. Someone you'll try hard not to love but you can't stop the inevitable. He'll become the only thing you want.

"He is so my Erik Wolfgang Kaiser."

by PanoramaSecrets November 3, 2011

kaiser soze

A badass story teller from "The Usual Suspects."

Hungarian criminal who comes this <-> close to getting caught and then sticks his head up. Then *poof*
He's gone.

You saw Kaiser Soze? You saw the devil himself?

by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004

Kaiserboo

A subset of wehraboo where instead of the 3rd reich, they worship the german empire. Backs recolonizarion and restoring the empire. Usually just a wehraboo with a imperialist coat of paint. Tends to overlap with facists, colonialists, and general right athoritanrians. 9/10 times not remotely German.

Kaiserboo: Europe shall bow down to the KAISERREICH!Z

Everyone else: Dude, you need to lay off hoi4.

by NoshGilligan April 19, 2023