Kabloowie

The act of ejaculating or climaxing during sexual intercourse with a female. The action is often associated with a perplexing or mirthful facial expression by the male, as he empties his manload into his female counterpart.

John: "Did you get lucky last night with that girl from the bar?"

Steve: "You know it! I took her back to my place and went KABLOOWIE all up inside her."

John: "Nice. Probably the first time you haven't gicked early."

by The BodySquared April 18, 2011

Kabloomed

Past tense of when an individual sends another individual flowers.

Yo Dave, I was dog-housed by my girl again, so yesterday I kabloomed her. Hopefully she will forgive me.

by Spoony-G February 15, 2006

Kablooey Louie

A huge explosion of cum

Jack blew a kablooey louie on my face!

by Northstar56 March 21, 2019

KABLOOM!!!!!

What a flower does while opening in spring

Damn son that flower you picked for your mom just kabloomed in your face!!!

by brad May 13, 2005

KABLOOEY

when a man blows a really big gooey white substance out of his package
then it becomes... a snail; a delicacy in eastern france

i can't wait to go out for kablooey as my birthday dinner

by jacky brune February 24, 2008

kablooshed

To get super drunk and high, or cross faded.

I'm so kablooshed right now!

by Mastercheif July 20, 2014

kabloosion

When you make someone cum and it explodes out sexually, amazingly, and beautifully so hard that they fall in love with you immediately

I gave my chick the ultimate kabloosion last night

by Feffley September 26, 2017