J.K. Rowling

Queen of the literary world. Praise her.

J.K. Rowling is the woman who saved my life. I owe her so, so much.

by Potterhead #330203 October 8, 2011

J.K. Rowling

The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.

Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag?
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.

by TheNuminous July 20, 2008

Rowdy K’d

Getting your ass beat so badly people refer to you as Rowdy K

Oh shit, you better stop talking shit before you get Rowdy K’d

You just got Rowdy K’d

by DippyDawg October 24, 2020

J.K. Rowling

Author of the Harry Potter books and a total TERF. Should learn to keep her mouth shut.

See Also: female misogynist, fake feminist, overrated author, Robert Galbraith, Cormoran Strike

J.K. Rowling is a horrible person and I have no respect for anybody who supports her while knowing what she's really like.

by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos December 15, 2023

J. K. Rowling

An offensive cuss word that means you have a bad reputation on Twitter or social media and most of the populaion hates you.

J. K. Rowling is J. K. Rowling because she has a bad reputation in 50% of the world!

by sogayyyy May 5, 2022

Kid Krow

Kid Krow is Conan Gray's new album

Friend: Why are you crying?
Me: I'm listening to kid krow.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

krowz

Sea Cadet Non-Commissioned Officers without motivation, work ethic, leadership ability, or a low-fat diet. Often observed gathering in flocks. Usually spend unit drills napping on couches in a small cubicle referred to as the "NCO Club" or "Krowz' Nest." Basic dietary needs include most menu items at the on-post McDonald's, usually in great quantity. Are generally despised by subordinates and adored by officers (i.e. their parents). Avoid at all costs, if you come across a krow, pick up a broom or swab and avoid eye contact, they usually will assume you are participating actively in cleansweep and will continue sleeping.

Those god damned krowz are sleeping during PT again... At least things are more squared away if they aren't actually trying to be leaders.

by The Full Monty February 7, 2005