Jurassic Park

Once a very good book by the lord god Michael Crichton, now a .. fairly good movie. Spun off many sequels that couldn't keep up with Michael's genuis writing style.

Jurassic Park was a better book than a movie. So was congo (somewhat), sphere, although The Great Train Robbery was a great movie-to-book transition. And I base it on nothing other than Crichton himself directed it.

by restin256 November 16, 2003

jurassic rook

A strategy in the game 5D Chess with Multiverse Timetravel that involves taking a rook and sending it backwards to the first eglegible board

So he was about to mate me, but luckily, i still had the time to play a jurassic rook before that happened.

by anuncertainsomeone February 5, 2022

Jurassic Joel

To be a 'Jurassic' Joel, your darts skills must far out strip those of other darts players, 180's must come as naturally to you as missing the board comes to lesser players.

It is not uncommon for a Jurassic Joel to also be excellent at Basketball and a sublime cook.

I just got Jurassic Joel'ed!!

by JurassicJoel June 28, 2010

Jurassic Park

An area, location ex. School, mall, street, dist., church or mosque, or the White House, where the local population is full of dinosaurs

Please God, you didn't get me a date from Sudaki High School, its a Jurassic Park in there.

by druncmunki July 21, 2004

Jurassic Pork

When your doin a girl from behind, you reach over her head and grab her upper jaw and pull until she sounds like a Velociraptor.

Last nite I gave my girl a Jurassic Pork, she sounded like she was straight out da movie!!

by PSU0311 August 4, 2016

jurassic pork

A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.

Who does that jurassic pork think she is fooling eating that Lean Cuisine?

by kombat July 31, 2005

Jurassic Monkeys

Jurassic Monkey.A word used as a substitute for the word "drug" or a substitute for the specific name of a drug, such as "dope, crack, cocaine" and various other drugs of that variety that Green Day made up to avoid being censored when speaking of drugs.

Tre Cool of Green Day is on way too many Jurassic Monkeys.

by Billie's rock and roll girlfriend September 11, 2005