jumario

Definition 1: JumariOs... a type of breakfast cereal that often includes bits of sawdust, freeze dried strawberries, and must be eaten to the tune of "IDFWU".

Definition 2: An amazingly awesome boyfriend and one day father who has many talents. This person is often the smartest person you'll meet, but maintains a friendly outlook on life. Is deeply loving and loved by many.

"WOW! I want some JumariOs for breakfast! He's so chocolately and delicious"

by nicky-nichole December 3, 2014

jumbalayas

A really good pair of tits.

You wanna show me those jumbalayas?

by SarcasticIndian June 24, 2018

Jumba January

Where boys and girls go around and use the art of Jumba on each other.

I am going to jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!

by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020

Jumber

You’ve done something wrong

“Great, you just jumbered the whole thing!”

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Jumarley

1,000% wholesome Chad like individual who donates to charity and helps whoever in need, has big dick energy and is the best Apex player in the universe women and men tremble in ecstasy in their presence

you're a genuinely amazing person you must be named jumarley

by just a good person April 29, 2021

jumberwilly

A large, dimwitted individual.

Can you please not breathe with your mouth open? You're such a jumberwilly.

by lil costanza October 8, 2022

Jumber

A person that is an extremely gay and annoying kike commonly with the first name Robert.

"Omg stop being such a f*cking jumber!"

"You are literally the jumber man"

by MustyBih July 18, 2020