Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.

Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.

by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008

Juernes

A combination of Thursday and Friday. It means that there's no class at Friday, so they get out and hang out like it's Friday.

-Tomorrow is Thrusday!
+No, it's juernes! We don't have high school.

by spanishlatingirl December 27, 2014

Juarez

The fifth biggest city in Mexico, also called J-Town, Juaritoz, etc. Shares a border with El Paso, Texas, and is the place where bored teengers used to go to to get drunk, high and "dance" on weekends. The time it takes to cross to and from Juarez when there's traffic is like 3 hours.
Juarez is currently one of the muder capitals of the world, so even teenagers are scared of crossing the border. 3 thousand people were murdered here in 2010...

a: Hey, did you hear about those teens they killed at a party in Juarez the other weekend?

b: Which one, the one where they killed 19 of them or the one where they only killed 8?

That was an actual conversation I had.

by KiraGirl December 27, 2010

juarbe

Huge penis, given the name god dick

Juarbe tore my pussy into a new one

by Ususjs March 15, 2017

jurneymaning

That’s when you take your trailer start going across the states. Stopping at all the bars. Once you get laid more than four times your journeymaning.

I was somewhere in the middle of Texas

jurneymaning when I started running short on money.

by JAFO IOR October 8, 2019

jarney

A large scaled man who enjoys grilling burgers and hot dogs while receiving whack-a-mole hand jobs from abnormally large breasted Tori moran “with a hint of spit”

Been feeling hella jarney lately, I might have to setup shop at olive tonight.

by Spiderface123 March 25, 2023

natalie juarez

Natalie Juarez is a strong girl and a badass shes a Savage and she falls for boys quick.she has a crazy personality she likes being funny, weird, talking she doesn't like doing homework she gets lunch detention all the time but she is sweet at most time she loves hot chips it's like a drug to her lol she's very pretty and all the boys are scared of her hahaha

Marissa:Hey have you seen Natalie Juarez

Adriana: she's not her cuz she has lunch detention

Marissa:well she must be having a good time cuz her crush is there

by Nmaz July 26, 2017