jizzacane

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).

"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"

by jSEO August 27, 2020

orgasmically-jizzable

Being so unbeliveabley funny that it gives girls a full body orgasm and they jizz themselves

He is so orgasmically-jizzable it's mind blowing

by Kalonisabumder August 1, 2010

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.

There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.

by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007

jizzam

1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.

2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.

"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."

"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."

by Grammar Ranger, 1st Class February 25, 2010

jizzay

A joint.

Yo' Brother, puff puff give on that jizzay!

by Diego September 14, 2003

Jizzathon

Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.

"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"

by ThenIJizzedNMyPants April 2, 2009

Jizzamon

The act of having masturbated and having jizz end up dripping from the tip of your penis. Then sprinkling cinnamon on the jizz so that it sticks and proceeding to have your partner lick it off.

Cathy loves my jizzamon, I give it to her every friday.

by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010