Joust

To bang or have sex with.

Dang that chick is hot I would like to joust her.

by SinneR'sLair July 26, 2008

no joust

no fighting or arguing.

im a stud, no joust.

by beef youngberg March 20, 2008

Jousted

(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.

Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...

by DJ Shawdi B July 30, 2006

jousting

The poking of an awning or other shelter from underneath with a pole or a shaft to drain water collected during rain

After the shower, waiters from inside the sidewalk restaurants were seen jousting the awnings.

by Xerxes Billimoria December 23, 2010

jousting

tallbike jousting is postapocaliptic sport on tallbikes

two punx with 9" lance cycling on tallbikes against each other. and than it happens, he he. The real jousting is against policemen on horses to free police horses

by louis October 26, 2004

Jousting

*The act of ramming your pole in someone elses hole...*

*Lets Joust! Ram your pole in my hole!*

by Alanna January 29, 2004

jousting

The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.

-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!

"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."

by J.// September 15, 2007