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Joop

The most amazing, caring, perfect person in the world. A person who should not be allowed to walk this earth but somehow is still here. They make everything a million times better. All hail Joop.
by NotJoop October 25, 2020
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Joop

The modern usage of FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

To fuck things up in such an irreparable way that all hope is lost.
I jooped up.

Wow, she really jooped that one up.

Ah fuck, I think I'm going to Joop this.
by Patsquare November 20, 2022
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joops

josh kiszkas little gold hoop earrings that are often seen in photos of him with short hair, but occasionally make an appearance now when his hair is pushed away from his ears
i am a whore for the joops
by scented lotion April 1, 2022
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Joop

joop
poop and jack it at the same time.
How could you ever joop to your mother that is sick.
by Sijdskncxj June 22, 2019
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Joop

"Joop" is a slang reference to Joop! Homme Eau de Toilette. The term is often used to imply that someone is low in financial status and has a bad or overpowering smell, associated with the cologne’s reputation for being a strong stench and inexpensive perfect for low income people.
Living in the slums/favelas reeks of joop.
You can't afford that? you're such a joop.
You live in a caravan and play mega walls pirate class? You are a joop.
I understand you have a girlfriend but you are a joop
Just because im under house arrest does not make me a joop.
by Benzelcurry December 16, 2024
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