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jonesed

by diplodonkus April 9, 2009
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Jonesed

To be absolutly drunk to the point where you can't lift your head out of your own pile of vomit.
Dude that kids not silly happy or bonkers that kid is fucking JONESED.
by Jizinmypants420 July 28, 2010
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jokesest

Of or pertaining to Duff's flight home. Abbreviation = 'J'est'
Duff is on the jokesest flight ever.
by Duff's Mom April 16, 2008
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Jonesed

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.
1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?
by googalewski August 26, 2019
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jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".
by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013
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Jonese

Jonese is a very unique name first of all

& she is so kind and loyal but she can be rude if u get in her way. Jonese is into bad boys so she loves a good challenge in her relationships. she believes in god and she loves her bestfriend almost all the boys/girls are obsessed with her well like 10-15 boys/girls she has lots of friends. But she keeps her circle very small. She will trust you but if you break her trust that’s the end of it for you. Don’t mess with a JONESE instead of pissing her off once you find one keep her CLOSE.
Person 1 : dang she cute

Person 2 : it must be a jonese
by Lunatics Exists November 21, 2021
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jonese

A very beautiful girl with the biggest heart. she's very intelligent and smart. She's always there for people and always makes them happy. she's one of the strongest people in the world and deals with her problems by herself
hi it's jonese
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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