Jongy

Also referred to as Jongus, Jongy Thanos, and Jungi, a man who exhibits all the qualities of Thanos from the Avengers series while maintaining tendencies to perform kitchen-related activities such as cooking and baking. They eventually must be squeezed and milked or they will burst, as they are full of Jongy juices.

A: Bro who is that?
B: Bro that's a Jongy!
A: Oh shit, we gotta milk him!

by psjungle January 29, 2020

jongle

not to be confused with the perverted definitions placed before this hilarious word was invented, it officially means

The movement of the male anatomy (AKA; the penis) by an external force
(ie: wind, hand, body movement, the act of masturbation, erection)
to flop up and down excitedly

When the person ran with boxers in gym shorts, his weenis jongled uncontrolablly

by someone out there is gonna get me October 12, 2006

Jonghyun

The most precious person that should still be on the earth but now is the moon

Me; I miss you Jonghyun, Shawols miss you

by KimJonginKai November 30, 2020

Jonghyuk

The most gorgeous man to ever walk earth, someone that a lot of people look up to and care for. Although he might not see it himself. He’s such a lovable person, he might be a big stupid idiot sometime, but honestly it’s kinda cute. Jonghyuk is super pretty, one could even compare him to a real life prince. He’s adorable with his silly little sayings. He doesn’t give himself enough credit, he’s so talented its crazy. Jonghyuk makes everyone swoon and lose their minds over him. He’s just that fine! Words can’t even describe how pretty he is. Even words like ‘orphic, Utopia, euphoric, wouldn’t even come CLOSE to describe how perfect he is. He’s so gorgeous it seems unreal actually. Like god himself sent him from heaven

I love Jonghyuk he’s just so perfect ~C

by Ilobeyou December 5, 2022

jingly

Third world bus drivers or truck drivers. They often drive really tricked out vehicles with all sorts of shiny, sparkly stuff on them.

Hey Bob, check out that jingly coming down the street.

by Head Jundi April 4, 2008

jongledoing

The sound an apple makes when you smack it.

Jake smacked an apple and it made a "Jongledoing" sound

by FUNNYBUTTONS June 29, 2009

Jongyong

one thing dispatch ever did right in their whole career and that was have jongyong meet. jongyong is a ship name for Jonghyun and Taeyong. these are besties and will try to interact every chance they get. idk man these good fellas are probably boyfriends <3 they have a lot of things in common, both are born in 1995 (only 23 days apart), leaders of their respective groups (NU'EST and NCT) , main rappers, main dancers, face of the group, loves to play games and many more things that we probably wont find out since dispatch wont give us more content </3 also they both kinda look alike at times i mean after all u are what you eat ;)

guys did you hear taeyong mentioning JR on v live? omg they totally are boyfriends jongyong are the cutest ! <3
by snoopywoo

by snoopywoo November 9, 2020