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not very gifted. short cock. he shows his dick on younow.
by alessboss August 23, 2016
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by Bhanushan November 30, 2021
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A fat ass guy who cant move and play on a patato everyday a.k.a A mountain

Random peson: Hey Jonas wanna go out and do somt stuff ??

Jonas: No f*** off im gonna play on my patato everyday

Jonas: Its everyday bro!
#Jonas #Bro #Patato #GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE
by Da Beast Of All NigNogs June 27, 2017
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Usually a name givin to a guy with a big ass fcking cock givin from birth 14 inch as a baby
Wow there goes jonas i know hes packing
by Not Cool dude April 23, 2021
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1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
by As Tave Myliu January 11, 2009
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Someone who has smelly breath and enjoys being farted on.
Guy 1: Ew, look at that guy over there getting farted on
Guy 2: Must be a Jonas
Guy 1: yea, his breath smells bad too
by sebber July 18, 2019
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I was in the bedroom beating up the jonas last night.

She shaves her jonas.

That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.

I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.
by The surveyer January 2, 2006
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