Jakobe Bryant

The white version of Kobe Bryant

Damn Jakobe Bryant sure can play.

by JustOneTime November 12, 2016

blowbee jobee

a sexual position in which you are pinching a girl's nipples while she's giving you a blowjob.

twiddles gave me a sick ass blowbee jobee this afternoon.

by Joshee November 27, 2006

Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

by Borg November 26, 2004

jobert

a jobert is some kind of awkward person who is always everywhere.

"There is a big Jobert in the Room"

by juicyboy685214 November 7, 2017

peyton jobe

Peyton Jobe is a very sexy man and has a huge penis also is very strong

Oh my that's Peyton Jobe he is sexy and and has a huge penis

by Dhdhdndbf January 21, 2017

Legged a jobe

When you run after a taxi

I legged a jobe

by Lewis fitz June 17, 2020

savannah, jobe

Savannahs are usually pretty chill and have undeniable swag that can't be denied. They are also great singers but sing quietly because the thought of singing louder is "horrible" they tend to hang out with some cool guy(s) who generally are Philip, Paul, and Taylor. They usually date a guy with the name starting with a P, but if they don't they are chill friends.

guy 1:"Hey is Savannah, Jobe going out with Philip?"
guy 2:"dude i don't know but if he does ask her out it should be completely original that nobody else does"
guy 1:"yeah i heard she likes reading and stuff"
guy 2:"yeah.. well im jobein' out"

by thenumber1g June 14, 2012