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Jizzmocha shake

while ramming someone in the parstinkin, u climax at the same time they are releasing there bowels. (may be later enjoyed as a frothy beverage, or thrown on face of the female participant)
While ordering at Arby's, ask the kind black woman behind the counter if they sell, Jizzmocha shakes.
by B J N February 27, 2008
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jizzmonger

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.
by Spazmoz May 22, 2008
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jizzmopper

One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club
DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?
by FATTYBOOMBATTY May 13, 2005
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Jizzmonkery

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.
1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009
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Jizzmo

Jizzmo Is Gizmo
@Gizmo is Jizzmo
by Totally_Not_Mistor_Love June 7, 2018
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Jizzmonia

Medical condition whereas semen is aspirated in the respiratory system, thus causing a specific strain of pneumonia.
Jenny mistakenly laughed whilst performing fellatio on her beau, Inadvertently aspirating her lovers semen in to her lungs. She was later diagnosed with multi-lobar jizzmonia.
by Hbomb8 August 2, 2020
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jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.
You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!
by foj August 21, 2003
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