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Jazzmine: Yes
Person: Can I tell you a secret you promise not to say?
Jazzmine: Of course!
Person: I know you like Colin
Jazzmine: Yes
Person: Can I tell you a secret you promise not to say?
Jazzmine: Of course!
Person: I know you like Colin
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Carmen didn't feel pretty one night, so she put on a dress and went out gimme-jizzing until she got slimed on.
by lil_sacko August 25, 2021
Get the gimme-jizzing mug.A noun describing the act of ejaculating and the process at which it goes through to end up anywhere on or around a girl's body. Pronouced like "business" but with "jizz" as the prefix.
Jen was new to the whole blowjob scene, so she didn't know what to do with Steve's jizziness when he finished.
You're gonna get the jizziness.
You're gonna get the jizziness.
by BlackDynamite December 21, 2009
Get the Jizziness mug.When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...
Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.
by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010
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level of happiness can be shown be increased use of 'zzzzz'
level of happiness can be shown be increased use of 'zzzzz'
by the samiad March 4, 2009
Get the Jizzing mug.1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun
2.Making something good look bad
Part of speech: verb
Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake
Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake
2.Making something good look bad
Part of speech: verb
Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake
Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake
Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"
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