jizzbags

Scrotum. See also jizz

Stop scratching your jizzbags Pete, you need a jizz jar.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

Jizzla

A play on g with izzla added it to. Can also mean being a creature that came from jizz. We were all in jizz at some point.

Hey jizzla how are you doing?

by Jizzla February 2, 2022

Jizzlator

Narrator for an adult video but you’re also a part of it. So when you’re in the middle narrating the actors come and make you climax.

My friend Aaron is the Jizzlator for my favorite website.

by anonymous April 17, 2024

Jizzlogning

Typically involves sticking your todger in a toaster and turning it on, electrocuting your todge making it fatter and more girthy

I’d love to compare our Jizzlogning results

by Rouxswatting February 24, 2025

Jizzlam

A loosely codified lifestyle that focuses on effective, ethical, ritualistic masturbation and sex. It could be interpreted as a religion. Developed by a Grand Master Baiter known as Sigma Card as he’s spent thousands of hours chronically gooning to keep his mind clear.

Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, definitions on Urban Dictionary, and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret.

Commandments of Jizzlam:
-Thou shalt not munt.
-Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate.
-You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November.
-Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese.
-Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.

Sorry, Ben can’t goon at our jerknite tonight, it’s November and he’s a Cumslim

Jizzlam be like

by ChicksW/dicks2006 August 3, 2025